Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
soo... how was my night?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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