Sponge bath it is.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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