But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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