used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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