she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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