used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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