It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
