Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Sext me about skeletons
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
