As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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