did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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