she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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