Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Randomize
