THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I believe in your delicious
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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