She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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