the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
two words...techno handjob
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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