Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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