at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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