Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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