Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
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