worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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