How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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