it hurts more in the daytime
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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