well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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