I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
operation harelip BJ is a go
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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