I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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