How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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