I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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