do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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