Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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