Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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