KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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