S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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