her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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