Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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