Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
