Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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