We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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