At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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