Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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