problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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