margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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