Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
