the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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