S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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