Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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