i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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