doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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