So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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