he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She has the best kind of daddy issues
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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