normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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