sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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